Quote I Live By:

Quote I Live By: “Never frown, even when you’re sad, for you never know when someone is falling in love with your smile.”

Monday, January 31, 2011

Stories? Bandaid Achie Proboscis

Ok, how many of these little characters am I going to have to make? First it's Bandaid Bob, then its Achie Abe and now it's Peter Proboscis? What does Proboscis mean anyways? And how many of these guys am I going to make?  Well I think I am going to weave them together today, I have no idea at the moment what its going to be about yet, but I will in a few seconds.......

Ok here we go,

A few years after Bandaid bob and Lucy met and Louis the lab met at the park, Bandaid Bob decided he needed a career and he needed to go to school. He already had a lot of great things on his resume, (you know after he saved a whole population.) he decided he was going to apply to Harvard, he didn't think it would be too hard, after all how many times has a talking finger applied to Harvard? What he didn't know that there was already talking ears and a talking nose! But since he was a talking finger, he got in anyways. Well the talking nose (Peter Proboscis) and the talking ear (Achie Abe) All decided they wanted to go into government one day. Peter and Abe were huge competitors, now that Bandaid Bob was coming to Harvard Peter and Abe knew they would have to step up their game! Of course they all wanted to go into the same field, they all wanted to go into civil rights, (I hope they have a branch for civil rights in the government, since I did absolutely no research for this story what so ever!) they wanted to make sure all body parts got treated equally, and there just wasn't enough of that for people like them.

           Once the semester started all three were disapointed to find that they had a class together, and as these things usually go, they also had a group project together. Now I don't know about you but I have had many group projects with people I did not like before, they weren't usually fun projects to do. Well it was the same between these three. Their project was to put on a little presentation or play that would describe the way money circulates. ( this was an ecinomics class) They wrote down a plan and had an outline, but neither of  them were happy about it.
        So, they each went home and decided to re-do it. That becomes a problem when its supposed to be done together! Well when the presentation came about Achie Abe came dressed up as a Hot Dog, Bandaid bob came dressed up as Louis the lab (because he admired him so much) and Peter, well he came dressed up as Tinker Bell. Once they saw eachother in the hall before class, they realized they probably were not going to get a good grade that day and they had each made a big mistake. They figured that they might as well try and relate the costumes since they already had them on, so their play became a play about how one day Tinkerbell was walking her dog and how a dropped hot dog, sang to them about the money circulation. They got an A, and they have been best friends ever since.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

I havent posted in FOREVER!

  Who knew? You can apparently get high on hairspray! I didn't try it or anything, but when my friend went to pick me up for school this morning I was acting pretty giggly and he asked me if I was high, I said of course not. Then he asked if I had used hairspray this morning. I was like, oh my gosh yes, yes I did! So maybe I was a little because I couldn't control my giggling this morning!

       I am going to write another short story soon, my friend was complaining again, this time it was how his earphones hurt his ears because of his new glasses, and I decided I was going to make a new line of stories about achy Abe the ape. I'm not sure what it's going to be about yet, but you can be sure it will be hilarious!

      I took the public bus yesterday for the first time; I don't think anyone on the bus was expecting someone like me! I made tons of friends, I'm pretty sure that’s not what the bus is for, but I have a bus buddy now! I'm pretty sure it's not safe either, but I can't help it I'm so friendly! Besides I'm pretty sure I made everyone’s day, I don't think they were expecting someone so cheerful and weird on the bus that day. Although there was this one guy, who had a portable radio, with the sound way up so everyone could hear, it was really loud! He was also mumbling to himself, saying weird things about the government. Then there was another guy who came on and started talking about how what a creep that guy looked like, who shot all of those people in Tucson. When he left, the bus driver said, if you ask me he looked more of  a creep than the other guy. What was funny about it was, I was thinking the exact same thing!

      Well I will be taking the bus again on Thursday, I will let you know if anything else weird happens!