ok to start off...work!

I work as a work study student at a school lets call it the community college, and well I answer phones all day long so I will share one really good story that always makes me smile.
me: "community college enrollment services how may I direct your call?"
old lady on phone: "Hi I was wondering if you could direct me to the person handing out those Kazoos at the airport?"
me: "Kazoos? like the musical instrument?"
old lady on phone: "yeah and I just wanted to find those things because we had a right good time with them"
then I asked which airport, and she told me and as I was listening she reminded me strongly of a drunk lady, not sure if she was but she was deffinitely not normal.
me: sitting at my desk trying not to laugh "ok let me direct you to student life"
I have told that story to anyone when they have a bad day and it always works

but anyways... Im at work and there is a new guy that just started working here I thought he was cute but hes up front while Im here in the back and we dont exactly get to talk. So when I went up there to get some paperwork I realize a girl is flirting with him and he isn't even doing his job (granted there isnt much to do but still...) Oh well I guess I'll just have to wait but right now I dont think I want to be interested in anyone... however I am deffinitely open to new possibilities.
            Oh and because it was raining a lot today people keep calling me asking me if classes are canceled as if I know what their teachers are planning. Because seriously its all up to the teachers college is not like elementary school! Although you wouldnt know it with all of the parents I get calling asking for their "childs" grades! You would think that parents would have let their "children" grow up by now since most students that go to college are adults. For some reason parents think that they have access to their kid reccords for all time and eternity. Sorry mom but no now you can not just get a report card in the mail you have to sign a little paper that says I give you permission.

ok wow I did not know I could go on and on and on for so long hahaha so ttfn
                                                                                     -yellow!